My garden is, I believe, uneducated –
it has read the wrong books and doesn’t understand the weather.
I leave Monty on the telly, hoping
the herbaceous borders might learn something
and that the lawn would know to fade away,
allowing the wild flowers to spread some joy.
But no, weeds plough on, oblivious to the layers
of mulch and scatterings of blood and bone.
The grass loves the yellow rattle and grows lush –
two fingers to those smarmy experts who claim
its roots would be weakened. No birds visit the pond –
no one made them wash their wings before meals?
Sometimes a pretty flower, brought up in nursery
and hothouse, mollie coddled through infancy,
finds its way into the border, is mystified
by the need to work for its living as it dies
amongst the chickweed and dandelions.
My garden hates those entitled pretty boys,
and yet, as the frost paints the faces of wild things,
it thinks “if I’d learnt things, I might have fed
someone and charmed the sad and lonely.”
How strange that it doesn’t know it is on message,
sustainable, insect filled and inhaling carbon dioxide.